See how the straightforward little brother plays CES in a fancy way

In other words, the just-concluded 2017 International Consumer Electronics Show (CES) brought together cutting-edge new technology products from all over the world, murdering countless films, but also occupying the front page headlines of the entire technology media, becoming people A hot topic after dinner.

Among them, there is a group of people who are always uneasy about being an ordinary melon eater when visiting the exhibition, and like to do things. No, a straightforward self-media guy called "Internet of shit" succeeded in becoming popular with his rants about CES's wonderful smart products on twitter. This little brother, who is not too serious to watch the fun, has organized some confusing publicity and products at the exhibition into a series, the name is called "CES of shit" (the name is straight and rude, easy to understand, small The editor will not translate it), the content of Tucao is very exciting.

Let's take a picture of the ecstasy of the little brother first, let us remember the person who brought such an interesting topic to everyone!

(CEC editor: Please don’t ask me why I know my little brother, this body can’t be put on a girl!)

When you go to an overseas exhibition, the promotional materials are absolutely not allowed Little, this is also the time to test the skills of a corporate translator. If one misses and translates improperly, the effect will be real embarrassing. No, the poster below is quite trance-like, "Every standing desk should be smart."

In this regard, the little brother ruthlessly complained: "Is this really the case?"

(CEC editor's inner OS: This exhibitor, you! Win! After reading it, I don't even know what the function of your table is!)

Some promotional copy words are unsatisfactory, making people confused, and some boast their products as flowers with just one word of. No, the following business that sells location tracking luggage is very good at publicity. With the word "SMART", it has been upgraded a few grades.

But the honest little brother doesn't buy it. These days, anyone who brings some new features calls themselves Smart? When did the word Smart become so misused? Too much! ! ! ! Can't stand it, get on the list!

(CEC Xiaobian’s inner OS: Brother, don’t say it, products called “Smart” are really all over the street these days. Under the monitoring of mobile phones, there are still many products that have no electronic functions, and they also claim to be Smart, haha!)

After reading the promotional copy, let's take a look at the promotional design. As we all know, if you want to stand out among the numerous exhibitors, eye-catching posters are definitely an eye-catching weapon. No, this exhibitor selling solar charging hats has made a big move.

Bright red, ready to come out...ahem, yes! Believe your eyes, you are not mistaken, this poster is from an exhibitor selling solar charging hats.

I can't stand it anymore, as a responsible tech IT man, how can I tolerate this kind of naked seduction to appear at my beloved tech exhibition? No, firmly say no! So the little brother made his own voice with a sense of justice: "Why is there no one to stop CES from displaying this inferior sun hat advertisement?"

(CEC Xiaobian inner OS: Regardless of the practicality and feasibility of charging this little sun hat, just talking about this gorgeous poster, let me involuntarily have a familiar melody in my mind: shaking wine glass, lips Like being stained with blood, the unusual beauty, the unforgivable sin...)

CES is a feast of technology, of course, there are all kinds of creative products with open minds and honesty The little brother naturally didn't let go of those "technical" products that he looked unhappy with. The following robot finger, which is specially used to press buttons, is obviously not my brother's dish.

(CEC Xiaobian's inner OS: Well, use the APP to control the machine and press the button! When the APP can already remotely control all electrical appliances through the program, there are still people who would think about using the remote control machine to control the machine. Pressing the button, this brain circuit is very clear! Admire, admire!)

Bone-sensing earphones have unfortunately also become the object of my brother's bombardment. Words are useless...now my ears are useless..."

(CEC editor's inner OS: But this is the general trend of development, brother, you are also complaining It's useless!)

The following merchant selling wine scanners also successfully aroused the interest of the younger brother to complain, I saw the booth's promotional poster reads: "How did you pass the tasting? To choose your red wine?" And on the small blackboard, "Let's take a look at this wine scanner." Stuff your red wine? Just to scan your red wine for two days"

(Editor's inner OS: Well... I just want to know which wine is The chamber of commerce agrees with customers to put this test cork into their sealed red wine Rigne?)

And this home automatic waterer has also honored the little brother's spit list, the little brother thinks People can be lazy, but they can't be so lazy that they don't even want to water the plants!

(CEC Xiaobian’s inner OS: Xiaobian deeply understands the pain of not being able to water your beloved flowers when you are away from home, but I have a shy wallet and just want to ask weak questions, Is it expensive?)

The following mosquito-killing robot is also honored on the Tucao list. Looking at the tank-like design, it really makes people messy in all kinds of winds!

(CEC Xiaobian’s inner OS: This is the rhythm of a Star Wars game at home! Good baby! Scare! Scared!)

On the little brother’s Tucao list Among them, merchants that sell sports smart water cups are also included. In the eyes of the younger brother, if everyone is thirsty, just take an ordinary water bottle and drink it. The whole thing is so complicated, and it is really tiring to live!

(CEC editor’s heart: Hey, little brother, you really don’t understand the pain of fitness people, control! Monitoring! Regulation! It is their daily routine, I can only say that you want to have a healthy body. It's really expensive!)

Of course, there are some exhibits that are completely incomprehensible at the CES show, and the honest little brother will not let them go! For example, the following product, which has a mobile phone soaked in a 20-pound water bottle, plus a call shell, has been strongly bombarded by the younger brother.

(The editor’s inner OS: What is this??? Come, where is the inventor? The editor wants to have a good chat with him about life!)

And this one Smart panties! ! ! !

(The editor's inner OS: Too hot eyes!!!! There is nothing to say!)

Finally, the editor will give you a question: Does anyone know the following Is a duck that only claims to be not an ordinary duck a "smart" rubber duck?